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Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee (Gildan 5000)
About:
The unisex heavy cotton tee is the basic staple of any wardrobe. It is the foundation upon which casual fashion grows. All it needs is a personalized design to elevate things to profitability. The specially spun fibers provide a smooth surface for premium printing vividity and sharpness. No side seams mean there are no itchy interruptions under the arms. The shoulders have tape for improved durability.
Key features:
- Shoulder tape: Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
- Without side seams: Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
- Ribbed knit collar without seam: Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
- Fabric: Made from specially spun fibers that make a very strong and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric
- Fiber composition: Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Care instructions:
Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium; Do not iron; Do not dryclean.
Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hooded Sweatshirt (Gildan 18500)
About:
This unisex heavy blend hooded sweatshirt is relaxation itself. Made with a thick blend of cotton and polyester, it feels plush, soft and warm, a perfect choice for any cold day. In the front, the spacious kangaroo pocket adds daily practicality while the hood's drawstring is the same color as the base sweater for extra style points.
Key features:
- Spacious pockets: Kangaroo pouch pocket will always keep your hands warm
- Without side seams: knitted in one piece using a tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
- Drawstring hood: Adjustable hood with self-colored woven cord
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester: Made from specially spun fibers that make for a very strong, smooth fabric which is perfect for printing. Polyester fibers are extremely resilient, resistant to most chemicals, stretching, and shrinking. Heather Sport colors are 40% Cotton, 60% Polyester
Care instructions:
Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F); Bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt (Gildan 18000)
About:
Ideal for any situation, a unisex heavy blend crewneck sweatshirt is pure comfort. These garments are made from polyester and cotton. This combination helps designs come out looking fresh and beautiful. The collar is ribbed knit, so it retains its shape even after washing. There are no itchy side seams on these sweaters.
Key features:
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Without side seams: Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
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Ribbed knit collar with seam: Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Care instructions:
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not iron; Do not dryclean.
Ultra Cotton Long Sleeve Tee (Gildan 2400)
About:
A bit more formal than a standard-issue t-shirt, the ultra cotton long sleeve tee is a clear comfort winner. The sleeves also act as a nice frame. There are no side seams. The shoulders are taped for improved durability. This makes for a good fitting around the shoulders and neck. The cotton used for these shirts is environmentally friendly.
Key features:
- Fabric: Environmentally-friendly manufactured cotton that gives a thicker vintage feel
- Without side seams: Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
- Ribbed knit collar with seam: Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
- Shoulder tape: Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
- Fiber composition: Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Care instructions:
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: medium heat; Do not iron.
Unisex Heavy Cotton Tank Top (Gildan 5200)
About:
For the gym, for a casual day out, for layering - this unisex cotton tank top is perfect for any occasion. Made with 100% preshrunk cotton (Sport Grey: 90/10 cotton/polyester, Graphite Heather, Neon Green & Safety Pink: 50/50 cotton/polyester) this tank top comes with a classic fit and stays comfy under any circumstances. The banded neck and armholes help the garment stay like new for longer.
Key features:
- Fiber composition: Solid colors are 100% cotton (Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Graphite Heather, Neon Green and Safety Pink are 50% cotton, 50% polyester)
- Double needle bottom hem: The bottom hem is sewn around the edges with a narrow double topstitch, making it long-lasting and durable
- 1x1 Ribbed collar: Allows the shirt to stretch as it is put on, afterwards the collar goes back to its original size, leaving a well-fitted tee.
Care instructions:
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Do not tumble dry; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
Kids Heavy Cotton™ Tee
Gildan 5000B:
- Made with 100%, midweight (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)), US cotton that feels soft to the touch and a great choice for any season.
- The crew neckline along with the tee's classic fit, deliver a timeless style that is perfect for daily use.
- All t-shirts come with pearlized, tear-away labels for total comfort and a scratch-free experience.
- Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
- Fabric blends: Heather colors - 50% cotton, 50% polyester, Sport Grey - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
About:
The kids heavy cotton tee is perfect for everyday use. The fabric is 100% cotton for solid colors. Polyester is included for heather-color variants. These fabrics are prime materials for printing. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. The collar is curl resistant due to ribbed knitting. There are no seams along the sides.
Key features:
- Without side seams: Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
- Ribbed knit collar without seam: Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
- Shoulder tape: Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Care instructions:
Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dry clean.
Ceramic Mug:
- These 11oz (0.33 l) mugs are made with durable white ceramic so that your prints can stand out.
- All mugs feature a comfortable C-handle and a shiny finish so that they're both easy to use and great to look at.
- Drink confidently on a daily basis as all mugs are lead and BPA-free.
About:
Warm-up with a nice cuppa out of this customized ceramic coffee mug. Personalize it with cool designs, photos or logos to make that "aaahhh!" moment even better. It’s BPA and Lead-free, microwave & dishwasher-safe, and made of white, durable ceramic in 11-ounce size. Thanks to the advanced printing tech, your designs come to life with incredibly vivid colors – the perfect gift for coffee, tea, and chocolate lovers.
Key features:
- Vibrant colors: The latest printing techniques provide bright and crisp colors matching your craziest designs
- Microwave-safe: Mug can be safely placed in microwave for food or liquid heating
- Dishwasher-safe: Suitable for dishwasher use
- ORCA coating: Rigorously tested ORCA coating ensures a brighter color transfer and a harder coating quality. An ORCA logo is printed on the bottom of the mug
Care instructions:
Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap.
Size Chart
| Size | Width, in | Length, in | Sleeve length (from center back), in |
| S | 45.70 | 71.12 | 40.00 |
| M | 50.80 | 73.66 | 43.00 |
| L | 55.80 | 76.20 | 47.00 |
| XL | 60.90 | 78.74 | 51.00 |
| 2XL | 66.00 | 81.28 | 55.00 |
| 3XL | 71.10 | 83.82 | 58.00 |
| 4XL | 76.30 | 86.36 | 62.00 |
| 5XL | 81.20 | 88.90 | 64.00 |
| Size | Width, cm | Length, cm | Sleeve length (from center back), cm |
| S | 45.70 | 71.12 | 40.00 |
| M | 50.80 | 73.66 | 43.00 |
| L | 55.80 | 76.20 | 47.00 |
| XL | 60.90 | 78.74 | 51.00 |
| 2XL | 66.00 | 81.28 | 55.00 |
| 3XL | 71.10 | 83.82 | 58.00 |
| 4XL | 76.30 | 86.36 | 62.00 |
| 5XL | 81.20 | 88.90 | 64.00 |
| Size | Width, in | Length, in | Sleeve length (from center back), in |
| S | 20.08 | 27.17 | 33.50 |
| M | 22.05 | 27.95 | 34.50 |
| L | 24.02 | 29.13 | 35.50 |
| XL | 25.98 | 29.92 | 36.50 |
| 2XL | 27.99 | 31.10 | 37.50 |
| 3XL | 29.92 | 31.89 | 38.50 |
| 4XL | 31.89 | 33.07 | 39.50 |
| 5XL | 33.86 | 33.86 | 40.50 |
| Size | Width, cm | Length, cm | Sleeve length (from center back), cm |
| S | 51.00 | 69.00 | 85.09 |
| M | 56.00 | 71.00 | 87.63 |
| L | 61.00 | 74.00 | 90.17 |
| XL | 66.00 | 76.00 | 92.71 |
| 2XL | 71.10 | 79.00 | 95.25 |
| 3XL | 76.00 | 81.00 | 97.79 |
| 4XL | 81.00 | 84.00 | 100.33 |
| 5XL | 86.00 | 86.00 | 102.87 |
| Size | Width, in | Length, in | Sleeve length (from center back), in |
| S | 20.00 | 27.00 | 33.50 |
| M | 22.01 | 28.00 | 34.50 |
| L | 24.00 | 29.00 | 35.50 |
| XL | 26.00 | 30.00 | 36.50 |
| 2XL | 28.00 | 31.00 | 37.50 |
| 3XL | 30.00 | 32.00 | 38.50 |
| 4XL | 32.00 | 33.00 | 39.50 |
| 5XL | 34.00 | 34.00 | 40.50 |
| Size | Width, cm | Length, cm | Sleeve length (from center back), cm |
| S | 50.80 | 68.58 | 85.09 |
| M | 55.90 | 71.12 | 87.63 |
| L | 60.96 | 73.66 | 90.17 |
| XL | 66.04 | 76.20 | 92.71 |
| 2XL | 71.12 | 78.74 | 95.25 |
| 3XL | 76.20 | 81.28 | 97.79 |
| 4XL | 81.28 | 83.82 | 100.33 |
| 5XL | 86.36 | 86.36 | 102.87 |
| Size | Width, in | Length, in | Sleeve length, in |
| S | 17.99 | 27.99 | 25.00 |
| M | 20.00 | 28.98 | 25.51 |
| L | 22.01 | 30.00 | 25.98 |
| XL | 23.98 | 30.98 | 26.50 |
| 2XL | 25.98 | 32.01 | 27.01 |
| 3XL | 28.00 | 33.00 | 27.52 |
| 4XL | 30.00 | 34.00 | 28.03 |
| 5XL | 32.00 | 35.00 | 28.54 |
| Size | Width, cm | Length, cm | Sleeve length, cm |
| S | 45.70 | 71.10 | 63.50 |
| M | 50.80 | 73.60 | 64.80 |
| L | 55.90 | 76.20 | 66.00 |
| XL | 60.90 | 78.70 | 67.30 |
| 2XL | 66.00 | 81.30 | 68.60 |
| 3XL | 71.12 | 83.82 | 69.90 |
| 4XL | 76.20 | 86.36 | 71.20 |
| 5XL | 81.28 | 88.90 | 72.50 |
| Size | Width, in | Length, in |
| S | 18.00 | 28.00 |
| M | 20.00 | 29.00 |
| L | 22.00 | 30.00 |
| XL | 24.00 | 31.00 |
| 2XL | 26.00 | 32.00 |
| Size | Width, cm | Length, cm |
| S | 45.72 | 71.12 |
| M | 50.80 | 73.66 |
| L | 55.88 | 76.20 |
| XL | 60.96 | 78.74 |
| 2XL | 66.04 | 81.28 |
| Size | Width, in | Length, in | Sleeve length (from center back), in |
| XS | 16.14 | 20.47 | 13.39 |
| S | 16.93 | 22.05 | 14.17 |
| M | 18.11 | 23.62 | 15.35 |
| L | 18.90 | 25.20 | 16.14 |
| XL | 20.08 | 26.38 | 17.32 |
| Size | Width, cm | Length, cm | Sleeve length (from center back), cm |
| XS | 41.00 | 52.00 | 34.00 |
| S | 43.00 | 56.00 | 36.00 |
| M | 46.00 | 60.00 | 39.00 |
| L | 48.00 | 64.00 | 41.00 |
| XL | 51.00 | 67.00 | 44.00 |
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